I should have stayed playing my clarinet I coulda made it I coulda made it Playing big halls in an all-Negro band I never should have left the town That I knew so well San Diego, can't you tell? I could've made it Playing my clarinet I hang around people I used to gawk at In magazines I was fifteen And it all seemed so far away I'd get my kicks From singing "Money" in an old garage On Saranac Street I'm tired and I'm scared And I want to go home again You probably think I'm kidding And you're probably right I feel like the "Z" in xylophone tonight And I keep looking for an answer But I can't put up a fight It all seems so long ago When I... I should have stayed playing my clarinet I coulda made it I coulda made it Playing big halls in an all-Negro band I should have gone to college Instead of watching TV All day in my bathrobe I could've made it Playing my clarinet I should have made it Playing my clarinet...