Everytime I try to make sense of New York City I always give up I can't get enough of some peace and quiet Somewhere down in Soho a woman with four pockets Has eyes on his cash This may be the last one she sees tonight Should I let him know Or leave it up to someone else She'll take all his dough Guess I'll leave it up to someone else My wife, she thinks I'm crazy These people upstairs shout "Disco, Disco" all day "I hate Disco" I say At the top of my lungs A polka-dot bikini A girl who smiles at dinner Is all this world needs Not the crime and the greed It sells Should I let them know? Or leave it up to someone else You never really know Guess I'll leave it up to someone else Living in the land of Abe Lincoln Living in the land of Abe Lincoln Lois, she's got problems Her Casanova husband is out on the sly I should know I'm the guy who fixed him up But little does he know She's the daughter of a gangster Who runs this whole town She'll be sixteen He'll be underground But Lois paid me well Should I let him know? Or leave it up to someone else? You never really know Guess I'll leave it up to someone else