My head was stuck in the cat flap on the door 
Where I could see her walking on the kitchen floor 
Down on my knees 
Just like a dog 
Begging for scraps that she said she hadn't got 
She took her pen she poked me in the eye 
As through the lock I looked to see my world inside 
I kicked and swore 
Void of all brain 
I couldn't see that I was the one to blame 

Cold shoulder 
Like a slaughtered cow in a butcher's fridge 
Cold shoulder 
She had laid the plans where we built our bridge 
To a better life 
Cold shoulder 

I had been chased by a hairbrush that she threw 
Life was blurred when the hand of fate came into view 
It smacked my face 
I was released 
I came back home where life became a feast 

Cold shoulder 
Like a slaughtered cow in a butcher's fridge 
Cold shoulder 
She had laid the plans where we built our bridge 
To a better life 
Cold shoulder 
Then I fell over 
Into a bush