She was married and then divorced 
Things seemed to happen that way 
The children were confused, sometimes they'd fight 
Sitting in their toys and games 
To them she's mother and I am their friend 
Who sits with them on his lap 
And sleeps on the sofa on alternate weekends 
No substitute for their dad 
She's a very good mum 
As she tries to explain 
Everything that she can 
But a child's mind is sharp 
They imagine the worst 
Sometimes can't understand 
That there's so much to learn 
When you open a can of worms 

So to the park to play on the swings 
To give their mother a break 
When I saw their father walking down the path 
Heading down towards the gate 
I froze on the spot, heart in my throat 
I hoped he'd not see us there 
He soon disappeared and the kids on the slide 
Were happy and unaware 

I read the papers and made scrambled eggs 
The kids got ready to leave 
Their father was taking them for the weekend 
With pocket money and sweets 
They were excited as they waved goodbye 
And I went straight back to bed 
Their mother stood and watched as they drove away 
Standing on the front door step