I hack away, smoke a pack a day
I know that I'm dying at a faster rate
And my addiction's hit me in a nasty way
Like I need to watch porn while I masturbate
Pass the cake, a Big Mac, large fry, two four-piece nuggets, and a fuckin' massive shake
I eat it all faster than a fat kid's plate
Then I'll need to take a nap on this plastic tray
Hey, I got a massive addiction for backwoods and piff in addition to Pabst that I'm sipping
I got 'em stacked in the kitchen, and hey, if you got yay, never pass on the sniffing
I wake up in the morning to some caffeine, I go to bed at night having bad dreams
In between, do what makes me happy, and fool around with Abby, nude up in my backseat
I'm addicted, ever since I tried it
I'm addicted, and now I'm relying
I'm addicted, man I ain't gon' lie
Not a night goes by where I'm not getting high
I'm addicted, since I tried the shit
I'm addicted, man I tried to quit
I'm addicted, I think I'm groping for life
How something so wrong make me feel so right?
I'm not kidding, I'm addicted, distracted by my perversions
I've been searching Rachel Starr since before they called it twerking
Probably jerking looking at it if the internet is working
If I don't I get withdrawals like my bank when weed is purchased
If I don't get some coffee then I'm fearing for you
Cause I'll be complaining in my brain and I'm irritable
When they see me at the drive-thru, they fill up a large cup
Whether or at Aroma Joe's, Dunkin or a Starbucks
Spar up, leading off of various traits
Even though I shouldn't to budgetary constraints
If I had fat cash from the blunts I've been buying I'd have enough to buy lunch for the country of China
I make concerning decisions, can't Caffeinated, masturbating, burning, yearning and itching
And I'm not proud cause I can't stop, it may be embarrassing
But it could be worse, I could be into raping and heroin
I'm addicted, ever since I tried it
I'm addicted, and now I'm relying
I'm addicted, man I ain't gon' lie
Not a night goes by where I'm not getting high
I'm addicted since I tried the shit
I'm addicted, man I tried to quit
I'm addicted, I think I'm groping for life
How something so wrong make me feel so right?
