Bad mouth crosswords need a muzzle 
I'm down, you're across 
I can't seem to solve this puzzle 
I turn while you toss 

Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening 
We're still friends but we're still fighting 

Cat and dog, we trade black looks 
C'mon and do your worst 
The war of words demands surrender 
I won't be the first

Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening 
We're still friends but we're still fighting 
Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening 
We're still friends but we're still fighting 

Get an earful, leave you tearful 
Careful who you cross 
We get close when we get angry 
Crossword's still the boss 

Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening 
We're still friends but we're still fighting 
Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening 
We're still friends but we're still fighting 

Crosswords, crosswords, smart words, smart words won't tease me 
Crosswords, tax man 
No we can't agree, love that third degree 
Crosswords, crosswords, passwords, smart words 
No we can't agree, love that third degree