Order in the courtroom
Everybody, please rise
Counselor, call your witness
Help us cut through these lies
I'm judge and jury now
Justice be served some way, somehow
The defendant's in the docket
She's accused of many crimes
Like steppin' out and flirtin'
Many men, many times
I'm judge and jury here
The evidence is crystal clear
Ladies and gentlemen, take a look at her
Why shouldn't I throw the book at her?
I'm rendering a verdict
It's too late to make a deal
I'll see you in my chambers
And I'll process your appeal
I'm judge and jury now
Justice be served some way, somehow
