What did I do wrong? Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo I am really all that bad? You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddy Krueger Why are we still together? Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead You mean till death do us part I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe through your head It was lucky for us I turned the radio on They say that music soothes the savage beast There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red The two of us would've surely have ended up dead You stopped us from killing each other (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know but you saved our lives (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) I've never thrown my knickers at you And I don't come from wales Still haven't solved our problems You mean we hate each other's guts Still want to poison your pizza And I still want to cut off your hands I've phoned the marriage guidance I've tied the phone-line round your neck I'm sick of all this hatred Oh, that'll be the arsenic making you sick You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes It was lucky for us we bought his greatest hits And now our war is over I've lost the urge to break your neck I owe my life to What's New Pussycat Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you're dead Oh, I used to call Satan I called you Cruella de Ville But now you call me your Delilah And now I'm not your Lucifer And I am just a pussycat But just a word of warning now Just in case we ever get tired of his voice I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song