Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife For the first time in your life Wear your blouse undone to hear And your skirt split up to here Oh dress sexy at my funeral my good wife For the first time in your life Oh dress sexy at my funeral my good wife Wink at the minister Blow kisses to my grieving brothers Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife And when it comes your turn to speak before the crowd Tell them about the time we did it On the beach with fireworks above us On the railroad tracks with the gravel in your back In the back room of a crowded bar And in the graveyard where my body now rests Oh dress sexy at my funeral my good wife Dress sexy at my funeral my good wife For the first time in your life Also tell them about how I gave to charity And tried to love my fellow man as best I could But most of all don't forget about the time on the beach With fireworks above us Oh, oh, oooooh ...