I wish I was in High School
Where all the girls are hot
I wish they were at my school
But they were really not
They didn't dress in leather
They didn't dye their hair
They didn't sleep together
They were really square
It's sad but true
The girls were not that cool
Not that cool
When I was in High School
When I was in High School
I didn't stand a chance
With the girls at my school
They were afraid to dance
They didn't cuss like sailors
They didn't drink like fish
They didn't wear Chuck Taylor's
That didn't slash their wrists
It's sad but true
The girls were not that cool
Not that cool
When I was in High School
When I was in High School
The girls were really lame
They didn't want my number
They didn't know my name
They didn't like good movies
They didn't like Punk Rock
They didn't have big boobies
They wouldn't suck my cock
It's sad but true
The girls were not that cool
Not that cool
When I was in High School
