Oh ohhhhh I come from plurry Queensland and my name is 
Paddy Gramp
Work out on cattle station longa white man mustering 
camp
I chase and throw the scrubber bull, ride buckjump 
horse for sport
This ringer job I learn'em well when knee high to a 
quart

Ten day alonga week I work and sometime longa still
Boss say I catch'em overtime when government pass the 
bill
There's sand mixed longa flour and my meat left longa 
bone
When damper cooked to me he taste all same alonga 
grindstone

Oh ohhhhh in wintertime one blanket job all night 
alonga freeze up
Maybe bullock jump the rush and Paddy get the breeze up
Old packhorse cook he all time growl but me still none 
the wiser
Policeman catch him plurry quick alonga breathalyser 

Head stockman boss I tell 'im quick I pullout longa 
station
Go walkabout alonga creek once more with all the 
'laitions
Boss take me to his office then and this is what he say
Oh I'll read your statement Paddy, before you get your 
pay

Ohhhhh ohhhh there's a pound of black terbaccer and a 
shirt and trouser set
A pair of boots you never got and a hat you didn't get
There's a stockwhip and a quartpot, what you didn't get 
you spent
And of course there's our commission roughly 25%

There's a dozen stubby bottles, let me see that's 24
And the refund on the empties means you're down a few 
cents more
There's sales tax plus the duty and the freight we 
multiply
There's your cheque a dollar fifty cost of living 
getting high

Oh so there you have it Paddy wrote down in black and 
white 
But I'd like you just to check it and convince yourself 
its right
Oh then I knocks the slab right out of the old Kentucky 
home you know
I say to him "It looks alright to me boss I call back 
through the door
I been selling clean skin mickeys for the last 12 
months or more"