Daddio do the nasty Daddio don't come home Daddio's working on a 7 year itch Daddio's ready to roam Daddio plays the horses Daddio's out of luck Mama mama mama it's a sure fire shot Daddio he'd better run Two timer once two timer twice Two timer Daddio's holding up the dice He make a buck, he make a deal He makes a living on the spinning of a wheel Daddio's doing the mambo Daddio wanna swing Daddio's always been a gambling man Daddio's doing his thing Two time in love two time in hate Two timer Daddio's making a mistake Sometimes you lose sometimes you win Two timer Daddio's take it on the chin Cos he... He's nothing but a doggone viewer Trying to bet on the TV with his beer Makes him feel how he wants to feel Dadadada, [etc..] Daddio do the nasty Daddio don't he ain't comin' home no more Daddio's working on a 7 year itch Daddio's ready to roam Two timer once two timer twice Two timer Daddio's holding up the dice Sometimes he hits Sometimes he get'cha Two timing Daddio take it he wants to bet ya Daddio's a bingo [4x]