Don't need to press no button gotta walk right on in Every cat and kitten here is wearin a grin Drinks are the Tiki 8 ft. ruler of the bar Eats is in the icebox and the pickle jar "Nothin wrong at all!" witch doctor say-o! Vinyls outta control 'cause it's a king DJ-o Music is a blarin ana swirlin ana rockin Shit from away-out baby, so far it's in! Inviting yourself to a party someplace no one knows Gotta get in line for the smorgasborgnine and be the last to go And behind every door there's somethin goin down There's the slampit and the smoke out and the evil grinning clown Freaks a-go-go non-stop 'cause its a bash jump from the pool Down and up, takin the solach Overturn sofas, knockin over chairs put the lampshade on your head no one cares Fast strobelight flash and it pierce your brain Yeah boy-o that's a when it hits ya You're the last to remain!