Don't touch that dial, young cutty Keep it on channel 69 Learn yourself something, fool (*Laughing*) 'Bout ridin' big screen, get outta them tennis shoes, pimp, yeah Uh, uh-huh Cutie pie's slickers, fallin' out the game quicker Date a trick picker, let your homie hit her, then you quit her But she took your wallet with her, nigga, playin's a art So follow me through these Cs and the valley of P we be Pimpin' like a big bitch, 'creasin' my benjis We been ridin' big screenie since the fendie was trendy But let me chop it up for ya, I got the lawyer No more employer, my girls ignore ya Everybody pushin' for pop hits and buzz clips With fake cliques with fake chicks and fake tits Doin' the splits in videos, get it bro I ain't droppin' since '96, but still I can check a grip The mackin' is in the mix, I'm pokin' my benefits You hopin' I call it quits, them critics is hatin' this Unorthodox styles can sweep wives in piles Deep digit design files is packin' my Mac I'm ridin' big screen, yeah (Ooh-ooh) Big pimpin' ridin big screen High definition, fool Come on, Tomeka, light em' up baby, c'mon Pass me the cash, fat stash, he be tappin the glass, on my ass If he knew what he was chasin' he'd be gone I'm a big screen bitch in a big screen zone (Yeah) Oh, oh, oh, lobster, then you go, oh, my home I'm trippin' off the things that you do for me I'll call you when I want you sittin' under me I keep it big screen Damn girl, haha You outta be ashamed of yourself, sister (Yeah) Huh, fine ass (Fo' sho') Big screenin' on these bitches Here I pops up, MBZ 5 double-o But y'all knows I gots dough, 'cause I'm a good money-makin' ho (Yeah) My dad got big ol' smokers, cookin' meat for big ol' jokers Big booty females at my barbeque? (Where?) Watch me focus Mack Daddy pimps stance cross hairs on her black pants My instinct says dance but I can't so I wait for the glance (Yeah) She get that look I said, "What?" She said, What? Jackhammer in your cut, that's what, damn, I'm a slut Boss daddy got the big screen poppin' I'm on the spot and Puttin' skirts on cotton straight mix-a-lottin' The dope game be easy show us fat meat be greasy I go to Weezy's, dick two girls down firm then I leave thee Oh, big squeeze me if you don't believe me My contemporaries breathe easy when you stop dissin' 'em on TV But me be available for your target practice? Your game is rough as cactus you ain't pimps, you just actors Keep it big screen Yuh, aha, wide, plasma, baby, yeah I keep it big screen, high definition, fool And we ain't talkin' 'bout TV sets, haha I keep it big screen, talkin' 'bout this game, baby Yeah, outrageous flamboyant, you know what I'm sayin'? Big screenin' on these fools, hahaha Channel 69 Gimme that drum machine Yeah, uh, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh, uh You want programming, huh? Ha, yeah, big screen Big screenin' on these bitches (Woo) Ah, yeah, big screen