Roll up, roll up
 For one night only
 Your listless poor and
 You're lost and lonely

 She'll only show you
 If you don't know and
 Scream at you through a
 3-D sex show

 Seedy sex
 Through 3-D specs too

 I think I like this
 But I don't think I like this
 Oh I think I like this
 But I don't like to think this
 I think I like this
 No I don't think I like this
 I think I like it like this
 I think I like this

 3-D sex show
 3-D sex show
 They have sex
 So you don't have to
 3-D sex show
 3-D sex 
 You can watch them go
 All the way

 Fall in love 
 With MTV and
 I can't touch you and
 You can't look at me

 Mouth to mouth
 To the sound of music
 Risk it all
 By exchanging fluids

 Lustful torments
 In a tenement basement

 I think I like this
 But I don't think I like this
 Oh I think I like this
 But I don't like to think this
 I think I like this
 No I don't think I like this
 I think I like it like this
 I think I like this

 3-D sex show
 3-D sex show
 They have sex
 So you don't have to
 3-D sex show
 3-D sex 
 You can watch them go
 All the way x5