(Ooooo, Ooooo) I'm gonna tell you something you don't wanna hear You never listen when I talk Maybe you'll listen when I walk So I made my mind up and made a sandwich And I didn't shed a tear I gave you one last minute of my time In this mess I left behind When you come home tonight And turn on the light Don't you be surprised to find My little good-byes Empty hangers by the closet door Lipstick tube on the bathroom floor My little good-byes Unpaid bills by the kitchen phone I took the Beatles, left Billy Joel Little good-byes, little good-byes I'm sure, you're sure I'll be back in just an hour or two You'll tape a Hallmark to my door They always said it better than you And if you're wondering When you're gonna hear from me Well, take a real good look around boy And it won't hard to see When you come home tonight and turn on the light Don't you be surprised to find My little good-byes Took your favorite Dodger's hat Left the litter, but I took the cat My little good-byes Loaded up the TV in the back of my car Have fun watching the VCR Little good-byes, oh baby, little good-byes So, cry to your mama And your sympathetic friends and tell'em And tell them how the story ends My little good-byes Took the hourglass, left the sand Now you got time on your hands My little good-byes Took the statue from Japan Funny little Buddha man My little good-byes Change my voice on the machine Or there'll be little good-byes with every ring My little good-byes Left the pictures and took the frame I've got the umbrella, here comes the rain Yeah, yeah, yeah, Little good-byes Rain - yeah, yeah, yeah Little good-byes Hey, hey - yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey - yeah, yeah, yeah Little good-byes