Alice, Alice had a dream She dreamt Elizabeth Taylor was her next door neighbour She's candy floss in a 60s skirt She's I learn to pogo But she ain't no flirt She dresses in pink yellowy blue She walks around with nothing to do Shes Richard and Judy Cider and sleep The one that you look at walking down the street Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice, Alice had a dream She dreamt her Dr Martens turned to ice cream She's a strawberry girl with a Robert Smith poster She's fishnet and lipstick but she didn't nick it She's all tattoo and laces polka dot and stripe The girl on the bus not the one on the bike She's 77 all of the day And I know that you're listening When you're hearing me say Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice, Alice had a dream She had sex with a rabbit in the forest of Dean She's chocolate in an Oxfam wispa She's all upstairs and downstairs She comes from Gloucester She's Manchester, Brighton, Weybridge and home She'll tell you all about it when she's on the phone She's oh what a bargain and that's really nice And if you have her for dinner no meat only rice Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright Alice let's get drunk tonight Alice it'll be alright