Ready or not Here comes the weekend You'll be standing around, talking a lot I don't need a reason To tell myself I'll be alright I hope that it's true I'm already out for the night Why not make it two Yes so ready or not Then here comes the wedding You wear the white I'll say why not What are we forgetting To tell ourselves we'll be alright I hope that it's true You're already one of a kind Why not make it two Yes so ready or not Here comes the funeral You wear the black and I'll pick the plot It's all so unusual Saying we'll all be alright And you know that ain't true It's only a matter of time What else can you do We're already telling a lie Why not make it two