(Yo', man) Yo' (Open up, man) What do you want, man? (My girl just caught me) You let her catch you? (I don't know how I let this happen) With who? (The girl next door, you know) Man (I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you (Alright) Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor] How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me How you can grant the woman access to your villa Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner To be a true player you have to know how to play If she say a night, convince her say a day Never admit to a word when she say and if she claims and you tell her baby no way But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me kissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) [another version: Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)] I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor] I had tried to keep her From what she was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex As funny as it be by you, it not that complex Seeing is believing so you better change your specs You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass Wait for your answer: go over there But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me kissin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) [another version: Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)] I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor] How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me Gonna tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused I've been listening to your reason It makes no sense at all We should tell her that I'm sorry For the pain that I've caused You may think that you're a player But you're completely lost That's why I sing Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both caught making love on the bathroom floor [another version: Picture this, we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor] How could I forget that I had Given her an extra key All this time she was standing there She never took her eyes off me