Stanley Steemer pull a fast-ton-lever Who? He's fascinated with plastic pillars He's built to last with smiling glass And Stanley always laughs Oh Henry your baby is shrieking, throwling Scheming, bleeding and chickens dancing I'm muse to the world, I'm news of the world It's pay-day Friday and all day Sunday I'm always down to soup-exchange Oh how sad! Beware of the men with the soup-dish grins And the man with the terrible name And he's so smart minded But often blinded by the two left shoes on his feet He's mamas best, tried and test Drive in big boy, soft-touch car wash Suck with a saddle Jack, suck on Ortega snack Henry's showing mercy, but only when it hurts me Yet I wrote the beginning to his story My feeling runs violent, do I feel like a man? No, you feel like a whore At times there's something female about you Man with the terrible name Getty-Getty-Go, and the all-nude show Another queen here, and another one there Kick out the boot, and slap the gook Apply your entertainment everywhere Run boy run with your head in your hands Henry is stealing again A keyhole affair with the beautiful temptress And the man with the terrible name