I thought I'd have life figured out by now At my age, my dad had built himself a house I need a manual just to change a plug But I wrote the book on how to get drunk I don't feel different to when I was eighteen Except I got a house I have to keep clean Wife and kids that I never want to leave But some days, I can't hide me That's the trouble with boys You don't have to read Freud 'Cause if you give us the choice ('Cause if you give us the choice) We'll go get drunk with the boys And that's the trouble with boys And that's the trouble with boys And that's the trouble with boys ('Cause if you give us the choice) And that's the trouble with boys I still find jokes about your mama funny I spent too much and never save my money My best mates are still my old school friends I had life worked out a little better back then I still play football and I stay up too late Although I sometimes need a sleep in the day I ain't the guy in the mirror, no way In my head, I never changed That's the trouble with boys You don't have to read Freud 'Cause if you give us the choice ('Cause if you give us the choice) We'll go get drunk with the boys And that's the trouble with boys And that's the trouble with boys And that's the trouble with boys ('Cause if you give us the choice) That's the trouble with boys Don't get annoyed, 'cause boys will be boys They don't wanna talk about it No, they don't wanna talk about it So don't get annoyed, cause boys will be boys They don't wanna talk about it No, they don't wanna talk about it So don't get annoyed, cause boys will be boys They don't wanna talk about it No, they don't wanna talk about it That's the trouble with boys You don't have to read Freud 'Cause if you'll give us the choice ('Cause if you'll give us the choice) We'll go get drunk with the boys And that's the trouble with boys And that's the trouble with boys And that's the trouble with boys ('Cause if you'll give us the choice) And that's the trouble with boys