Thou swell, thou witty, thou sweet, thou grand Wouldst kiss me pretty, would hold my hand Both thine eyes are cute too, what they do to me Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee
 
I'd feel so rich in a hut for two Two rooms, a kitchen, I'm sure would do Give me not a lot of just a plot of land And thou swell, thou witty, thou grand
 
Thou swell, thou witty, thou sweet, thou grand Wouldst kiss me pretty, would hold my hand Hear me holler, I choose a sweet lollapaloosa in thee
 
Well, I'd feel so rich in a hut for two Two rooms and a kitchen I'm sure would do Give me not a lot of just a plot of land And thou swell, thou witty and thou sweet, thou pretty Thou swell, thou sweet, thou witty, thou grand