You say either And I say either You say neither And I say neither Either, either, neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off You like potatoes And I like potatoes You like tomatoes And I like tomatoes Potatoes, potatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes Let's call the whole thing off But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, if we ever part Then that might break my heart So it you like pajarnas and I like pajamas I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas For we know we need each other So we'd better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off So if you go for oysters And I go for oysters I'll order oysters and cancel the oysters For we know we need each other So we'd better call the calling off, off Let's call the whole thing off