I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip-flops and a Stetson Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching 'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day But I caught a buzz and there ain't no limit on tang ray Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun Gotta be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck Well, I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy I'm a saltwater cowboy I'm a saltwater cowboy