When I was a kid I skinned my knee And not one tear came out of me Decided right then I was just born tough And nothin' ain't ever gonna ruffle my feathers High school quarterback, football team A revved up fine-tuned mean machine And when I got sacked, I'd flash a grin Saying what's the matter boys, can't you do any better? No pain, no gain, I couldn't get hurt 'Cause I didn't feel a thing And then one day I saw your face Now every thing's changed My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely workin' Feels so good to kiss you on the couch Sweet mama, your daughter's makin' my eyes water And only one word comes out of my mouth Ouch Ache all over from your tender touch You say my name and I get goosebumps Well baby, this former man-of-steel is putty in your hands And I love this feeling Those eyes, well, that dress Cryin' uncle, it's no contest It's all your fault, I fell in love Now look what you've done My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely workin' Feels so good to kiss you on the couch Sweet mama, your daughter's makin' my eyes water And only one word comes out of my mouth Ouch My heart's always hurtin', my legs are barely workin' Feels so good to kiss you on the couch Sweet mama, your daughter's makin' my eyes water And only one word comes out of my mouth Ouch Ouch, ouch Oh baby, it hurt's so good