Something's beating on the wall on the other side Strange lovers moan Each other's names on by sheets For the very first time One of them's James The other's some name she changes every time she lies across his bed But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning And the sun, the sun's well on its way too soon to know And, oh my God, whatever, etcetera If I could I'd fold myself away like a card table A concertina or a Murphy bed I would but I wasn't made that way so you know instead I'm open all night and the customers come to stay And everybody tips but not enough to knock me over I'm so tired I just worked two shifts But the light of the moon leads the way towards the morning And the sun, the sun's well on its way too soon, to know Oh, my God Oh, my God, whatever, etcetera Etcetera