Early morning madness Everything is wrong Early morning sadness Everything is crap and long Gotta take a nap later on Then the early morning longing will be gone That's the thing just in time For the chime of the dinner gong Early morning madness I'm a perfect man Early morning sadness Gotta get some rest I guess Gotta take some time to be well Then the early morning longing will dispell That's the thing just in time For the ting of the dinner bell Early morning madness Early morning sadness I don't have the senti- sentiment, senti- sentiment, ah Early morning madness You're a total bore Earl morning sadness Don't wanna ride that ship no more Sailing at that clip evermore But the Flying Dutchman's calling me a boy That's the thing, it's a scare I can hear the ring trrring trrrring trrrrring… of a flaying funeral snare Early Morning Madness Early Morning sadness I don't have the senti-sentiment, senti- sentiment, ah Early morning madness Early morning sadness