The ApprentEHHH (*cough, cough)
Donald Trump: Now Carolla, Why did ya team lose?
Carolla: Now hold on a second and by the way...
We interrupt this program for Obama to say something
Obama: my fellow Americans,
I'd like to announce that I'm running for uh,
President of America.
As a black man this time...
I did some time in Jail,
I did a crime with Michelle
We stole from fried watermelon
Yip Yippity Ki Yay
I'm known to smack up a bitch
I got Kool-Aid in the fridge
I never met my kids
Their real dad is Kanye
Guns yeah I sold em
Hoes tricks yeah I told em
Blunts, Spliffs, yeah I rolled em
Chronic nugs of homegrown K.B.
Hey I just mey you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't tase me
I was born in Haiti
I still get food stamps
I'm just Lazy
I'm still on welfare
So f**k you pay me
They Might Arrest you
But you could blame me
They'll pull me over
Incarcerate me
If I get unemployed
Shit don't phase me
I roll with Jay-Z
Jay-Z, Jee, Jeezer?
Are you young Jeezer?
How'd you get in the White House?
I smoke a lot of Newports
I sit a lot on the porch
I stole 2012 Porsche
From my Neighbors Driveway
I did alotta of drug deals
I killed Osama for Treals
I blamed it on Navy SEALS
And f**ked his bitch sideways
Bro, yeah I'm holdin'
Rocks Weed Meth Heroin
White House garden showin'
What you think I'm growin' Daisies?
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No It's OK see
I'm half Kuwaiti
It's Hard to look White
Robbing Macy's
Give me the FUBU
Don't try to play me
Hey I just met you (Ahhh Help!)
No please don't mace me
I dance like Swayze
If you live in Detroit
Yawta Thank me
I'm Pakistani
Before I came in the White House
I used to smoke crack
I used to sold crack
I used to roll so black
I was born in Dubai
I'd like to go back
Where's all my hoes at?
Take off your clothes
And don't talk back
Now the American people
Have a clear choice
WOuld you like to be smacked
With a pimp cane?
Or with the
Back of my hand?
It's hard to look white
WHen I'm Smackin' Ladies
So it's no wonder
Ya'll crackers hate me
Hey I just met you (AHHH Help!)
And this is crazy
I stealed your Hummer
And throwed your baby
Sandusky touched a boy
Or so they say see
Chicken is tasty
Before I came in the WHite House
I used to smoke crack
I use to sold crack
I use to roll so black
If all you haters don't like me
Lick my ballsack
Ya'll haters fall back
So f**k you pay me
I mean do we really need another black guy on unemplyment
Right now?
I'm sorry I get that from my mother
She is a Typical white person
