Trailer for sale or rent, 
rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, 
no pets, 
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah but two hours of pushin' broom buys a eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means,
 king of the road

Third boxcar midnight train, 
destination Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes, I don't pay no union dues
I smoke old stogies I have found, short but not too big around
I'm a man of means by no means, 
king of the road

I know every engineer on every train
All the children and all of their names
And every hand-out 
in every town
And every lock that ain't locked when 
no-one's around

I sing...

Trailer for sale or rent, 
rooms to let fifty cents
No phone, no pool, 
no pets, 
I ain't got no cigarettes
Ah but two hours of pushin' broom buys a eight by twelve four-bit room
I'm a man of means by no means,
 king of the road