On the first nite in the tittie club 
we were checkin out all the chicks.
There were black ones and white ones, 
bruinets and blondes, 
look at the size of the red heads tits.
The first gal i tipped was flat 
as hell but had i nice ass that was sent from god.
I was horny and even though 
i aint rich i was tippin like a son of a bitch.
You see you been to a tittie bar 
with 200 bucks it feels good to be out with my freinds,
in the tittie club you can be a good cheer 
cause there aint nuttin better then titties and beer