I know you want her number 'Cause everybody wants her number Hello, you'll have to wait in line She looks good in every picture Sometimes I wanna kiss her Make some players want to walk down the aisle And if you like what you see, ya you'll like the rest These bitches are the best of the best All my friends, are stone-cold tens Tongues get tied when they walk in God bless the guys, who buy them drinks 'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me All my friends, they know their worth And lucky for me I ain't insecure If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf What the hell? I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not Well all my friends are hot All my friends are hot If you see 'em in the bathroom Girl don't get it confused They're the nicest belles in this bar One will hold your hair back And one hold your beer And one will tell you he ain't worth a broken heart If you think they're attractive, ya well the fact is Being pretty ain't even the best part All my friends, are stone-cold tens Tongues get tied when they walk in God bless the guys, who buy them drinks 'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me All my friends, they know their worth And lucky for me I ain't insecure If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf What the hell? I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not But all my friends are hot The more the merrier, come on in You got a pretty heart, you'll fit right in There ain't no need to be hating We're all hot by association All my friends, are stone-cold tens Tongues get tied when they walk in God bless the guys, who buy them drinks 'Cause they turn around and give 'em straight to me All my friends, they know their worth And lucky for me I ain't insecure If they're top shelf then I'm top shelf What the hell? I don't care if I'm not, 'cause if I'm not If they're patron and I'm just Jose, that's what the hey You know all I've to say is All my friends are hot