Can't cook my breakfast She can't sweeten my tea But all she's got to do now Is play house with me 'Cause I can cook my own eggs and ham Gets my supper from a can 'Cause honey's bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad I said, she's bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad When my day is done I wanna have a little fun Oh, I call my honey, baby On the cellphone 'Cause she knows how to ring my bell, She does things I dare not tell 'Cause honey's bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad I said, she's bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad She does everything she possibly can To try to please me, and make everything alright That's why I love the crazy name I like to see the pretty smile On a pretty little face oh yeah yeah My honey's bad My honey's bad She got a credit card, yes All she's got to do is charge She may take it back now, yeah 'Cause she living too large But, oh, when she crawls those long legs I forget about what I said Honey bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad I said, she's bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad I said she's bad She can't cook my breakfast She burns the bread And when she's cooking my eggs now Ooh, it makes me scratch my head Oh, I don't wanna see her pretty hands And no greasy possum pants 'Cause honey bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad Said she's bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad I said she's bad Bad! So bad, you oughta see her I do everything now to please her Honey bad Oh, she's bad My honey's bad Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad Bad