Old, old, you got old Spell it! Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime You old git! Made distingush smelling divine Really? You need and eye in to get rid of those lines Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot The bossa novar is out of your league The bossiv what? Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed 'Cause you got old! Come on Grandad, keep up Oh, I don't think I can! I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids That shipped has sailed I'm only express and you're on the scales That train had derailed I'm on the brink of something bigger than big Like one epic fail Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, your celevating You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk Just keep your clothes on since everything shrunk Cause you got old I meant to ask you did it come in the mail? What? Your telegram from the Queen Novalex Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc Then I'll tell you the truth But you forgettin' Ahh.. The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar You're going somewhere, but not going far Reach for the oxygen and best take a car Cause you got old Right then, let me give this a try Go on then, off ya go Y O U O L G G W A T I Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth Now, you're going grey at the gooth Yes, distal def Whatever And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool Hey, you think? Hypothermic If you still got it, then I need a shrink You solve the mystery of the one missing link You brush your hair and find it all in the sink Cause you... Got... Old... We got old We got old We got old Ah I don't feel very good Oh keep going you fool! [Jonathan laughs]