F I’ve sung some songs that were lameGmi I’ve slept with girls on the game I’ve got my catholic shame Lord I’m in purgatoryCadd9 C B F Basically it’s all come-on top for meF I wasn’t me when we metDmi You haven’t lost my respect I’m here to serve and protectC What shape of insanityB F Keeps leading you back to me? R: So put your hands across the waterGmi Oh mushroomC MonsoonB F Come soon Don’t wanna piss on your parade I’m here to make money and get laid Yeah I’m a star but I’ll fade If you ain’t stickin’ your knives in me You will be eventually To all you sharons and michelles With all your tales to sell Save your meat money well I’m glad that spending a night with me Guaranteed you celebrity. And I can’t talk in a crowd When I’m alone I’m too loud You’ve done your daddy’s proud Thank you for keeping me company You’ve all been so nice to me R: So put your hands...Es Oh lord I feelF NothingEs I know much smarter menC9 C Never got this far I got too many regrets I’ve smoked too many cigarettes I’ve had more blondes than brunettes I’m not expecting your sympathy But it’s all been too much for meF R: So put your hands across the waterB Oh mushroomC MonsoonB F Come soon