I'm a real man, got some real guitar I'm a real man, I don't even know where the boys are I don't mean to frighten you little girl 'cause you're so sweet and nice I don't need to tell you twice I'm a real man I got to rock like a real man Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man Real man baby, I ain't lyin' just thirty-one years old now and I don't mind dying you can put the voodoo on me Girl ain't nothin' I can't dodge check out this Lincoln in my garage kids these days, talkin' about These young folks they're just about as wild as Pollyanna after she growed up man, After a hard day in the coal Mine, I sure don't want to live just about as dangerous as a junior executive I'm a real man I got to rock like a real man Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man Every dollar I earn, I turn around and I burn and if I land in jail, I know a whole lot of women willing to pay my Bail you might think I'm just some fool on a boast But people are already talkin' now from coast to coast this Ain't Dan Rather talking, I ain't no president's son but I know how to have my fun I'm a real man I got to rock like a real man Don't get no shock from that elevator music in your computer program How'd you like to rock with a real man