She's a funny cow Always acts the clown To all those faces in dark places So many rain grey towns Any second now She'll bring down the house She's a funny cow She's a funny cow See her take a bow The stages that she graces So much bigger now And by any means how She'll bring down this house She's a funny cow Now she'll never play those haunting musical halls again Something better's coming and it's just around the bend She will not forget her roots or where it all began One click of those ruby slippers and she's home again She's a funny cow This is the part we get it wrong Sometimes it's not where you're at It's where you're from And even the family cat Can laugh along She could sing to the birds They'd sing her songs She was a funny cow She was a funny cow Who's laughing now When she was a funny cow She's a funny cow She's a funny cow