Change my pitch up Smack my bitch up I said, change my pitch up Smack my bitch up Thank you, ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce a little thing I like to call "The Band" Let's start with the man behind the piano He's a maestro, a master, a man of many melodies Including the Melody who's a hostess at the Daily Grill If you lose your keys, he can find 'em He's a prodigy as in "psychosomatic-addict-insane" He's sitting on his stool, Bobby Ricotta Thank you, Bobby And now on bass He's high strung He's a stand-up guy He's in an upright and locked position He knows the BASIC programming language He's the low man on the totem pole He's deep, Gordon Brie Danke, Gordon And now on drums On skins On the trapset, the cocktail kit The... thing that you hit with the... thingies He's a slick click to pick with a stick He's back with another one of them block rockin' beats His middle name is Tom He's symbolic We're talkin' brushed with greatness He likes to bang the drums slowly, if you know what I mean And I think you do, am I right, people, goosh Mr. Buddy Gouda Change my pitch up Smack my bitch up Change my pitch up Smack bitch up Woah Woah Woah Woah Change My pitch up, smack my bitch up Change my pitch up Smack my bitch up Ouch