Well it's wet, 
It's all broken and wet, 
But I take what I get, 
I got a crooked cigarette. 

Well she left, 
She left me with a hell of a debt, 
But no sweat, 
I got a crooked cigarette. 

When it's busted by the filter there's a trick that I found, 
You break it on apart then you turn it around, 
You slide it in easy and you twist it in tight, 
Hey buddy got a light? 

Well I'm full, 
Full of that malt liquor bull, 
But I'm set, 
I got a crooked cigarette.