'Twas the night before Christmas And up at the North Pole Everybody's going crazy Everything's out of control The toy shop is on fire The toys melting on the shelves And you can hear Mrs. Clause screaming "I warned you never trust those elves!" Unless something drastic happens fast Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly And the sleigh is in the shop 'Cause it's broken down But Christmas won't stop 'Cause Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Very much to his disliking Santa spent all night hitch-hiking With a sign that reads, 'Ho, ho slow down' Santa Clause is thumbing to town So Kris Kringle started walkin' Through the snow without his sleigh Shed a tear for every stocking That would be empty Christmas day Unless something drastic happens fast Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly And the sleigh is in the shop 'Cause it's broken down But Christmas won't stop 'Cause Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Santa Clause is thumbing to town Uh, oh Very much to his disliking Santa spent all night hitch-hiking With a sign that reads, 'Ho, ho slow down' Santa Clause is thumbing to town Santa Clause is thumbing to town