I walked in and he said folks can I have your attention said I want to introduce somebody to you Dropped in, no mask, I'ma blast like Bagdad I'ma paint these gas cans with checkered flags That means by the time I'm finished I'ma blow up on your ass The timer's tickin' listen the high hats are clickin' fast Kickin' ass, wicked flash, you'll be double dutchin' Duckin' fuckin' polished brass 'Cause I'll be bustin' washin' rifles when that mussel flash It's lookin' rough just drop those puzzle pieces in the grass Now raise your glass to me I just came to till it up and make a [?] I sat down my Dixie cup Another drunken summer night Drivin' Hummers with the lights Bein' hunters exercising rights Fightin' for our life that's alright I always had problems rappin' 'cause I'm white Or maybe 'cause I'm from the country bitch they can't decide I'm comin' with the fire you can see it in my eyes Couch ridin' fire' fire in the mountain I'm alive Tiller 'til I die right Let me tell you something about me Said he had the most brilliant criminal mind I've ever seen in my life So the party went on 'Cause I had plenty of spirits to make it [?] Jump on this track like a damn trampoline With bombs strapped to my feet and blow it to smithereens Them hatin' boys with the ring I'm growin' [?] They notice what I'm doin' Show no remorse when I do it It's stupid they hate me 'cause I'm buzzin' Sayin' I'm a racist cousin fucking country bumpkin Ain't worth nothing to stay my distance from 'em 'Cause once my angers been activated I'm not exaggerating I'll take a brainless hater and make 'em decapitated Test me if you think that I'm playin' I'm just sayin' if you ain't saying Hubb's amazing you're crazy And insane wastin' my time Go listen to my rhymes try to find the metaphors Instead of accusing me of shit I ain't never said before These label's are gonna wish they had found me Even my elbow's gonna be worth more than a pound of weed Blue tick with a pedigree and a bass boat I'm a hound at sea And you gon' need the whole gulf coast just to drown C-Hubb Well they thought I was makin' a dollar that they didn't get you know how the world is They see you makin' a dollar and they don't get half of it, makes 'em greedy as hell I reckon I hope whoever turned me in, by God, may they rest in hell all I can say about it And they probably will We're liquor drinkin' and quicker thinkin' I reckon they'll be faintin' or complainin' about the vision we're makin' payments We're out of bitchin' just hatin' Alright if you ain't with us then forget you You're livid when your woman is smitten by what I written With my pen so cold, cryogenically froze Steel toes and I flow like I got the Nile in 'em Violent when I'm rilled up Silent, listen while Hubb teaches you how to be an EmCee with country style Bub Twistin', rollin', chillin', smokin' that country style bud While we passin' jars forget the bar I'd rather roll on a pile of mud 'Cause we actin' up Smack a punk Go back to the gun rack that's what up I'm about drunk I'm holding my gun I'll call your bluff so fold 'em son I'ma sit back and drink this Jack And take it as I'm smashin' wraps And that in fact is what we'll do We're crazy ragin' grazin' foods Little bit of AA meetin' get 'em old boots on I'm a heathen make them patients take a sip of whiskey with me Before leavin' my tracks and I'm out the door Here's my cash here That's the only flowers that'll be on my grave and that's the shovel to dig it with and that's the foot marker I ain't got much time left the way it is. I'm just about a dead man now