A long, long, long, long time ago 
   Before the wind, before the snow 
   Lived a man, lived a man I know 
   Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho 
   
   Sir Psycho Sexy that is me 
   Sometimes I find I need to scream 
   Aaaah! 
   
   He's a freak of nature but we love him so 
   He's a freak of nature but we let him go 
   
   Deep inside the Garden of Eden 
   Standing there with my hard on bleedin' 
   There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen 
   Good God no that would be treason 
   Believe me Eve, she gave good reason 
   Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin' 
   Creamy beaver, hotter than a fever 
   And I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver 
   I won't and I don't hang up until I please her 
   Makin' her feel like an over achiever 
   I take it away for a minute just to tease her 
   Then I give it back a little bit deeper 
   
R: Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, Yeah 
   He's the man that I met one time 
   Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, Yeah 
   He's the man that left me blind 
   Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, Yeah 
   He's the man, he's the man, he's the man 
   Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho, Yeah 
   Yeah! 
   
   He's a freak of nature but we love him so 
   He's a freak of nature but we let him go 
   
   I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile 
   She said "Get out and spread your legs" 
   And then she tried to cop a feel 
   That cop, she was all dressed in blue 
   Was she pretty ? Boy I'm tellin' you 
   She stuck my butt with her big black stick 
   I said "What's up ? Now suck my dick" 
   Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb 
   She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand 
   On her crotch so very warm 
   I could feel her getting wet through her uniform 
   Proppin' her up on the black and white 
   Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight" 
   I swatted her like no SWAT team can 
   Turned a cherry pie right into jam 
   
R: Sir Psycho, Sir Psycho...
   
   Hel-el-el-lo young woman that I love 
   Pretty punk rocker mamma that I'm thinking of 
   Hold me naked, if you will 
   In your arms, in your legs, in your pussy I'd kill 
   To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you 
   I love you 
   
   Lay me down, Lay me down, Lay me down... Oh, lay me down 
   Lay me down, Lay me down, Lay me down... Oh, lay me down 
   Descending waves of graceful pleasure 
   For your love there is no measure 
   Her curves they bend with subtle splendor 
   
   Now I lay me down to sleep 
   I pray the funk will make me freak 
   If I should die before I waked 
   Allow me Lord to rock out naked 
   Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip 
   Calling up a little girl with a bull whip 
   A lickety split, go snap, "snap" 
   Girl getting off all in my lap 
   The tallest tree, the sweetest sap 
   Blowin' my ass right off the map 
   Ooo... and it's nice out here 
   I think I'll stay for a while