1. I'm a radio joe of the biz called show I'm a rockin' popstar with a get up and go Rubbin' elbows with the big wigs at my sold out shows I've been on every cover even rolling stone R: Put us on MTV All we really need Begging on our knees Please, please, please, please, please 2. Conforming to the norm straight out of the mold Compromising each and every ounce of soul I'm a doin' anything for the records of gold I only want what I can hold R: Put us on MTV... 3. We know that we'll never be better than Mister slick superstar David Letterman I promise we'll be perfect gentlemen Just put us on the show you'll regret us then R: Put us on MTV... 4. Thank you very much be sure to label us We wouldn't want to cause a ruckus or a fuss Just put us together goin' out of the bus AOR, CHR, top forty, or bust R: Put us on MTV... 6. What I am is a picture on the T.V. screen Don't make waves don't make a scene What I say when I play isn't worth a bean I'm a video joe in an industry R: Put us on MTV...