1. The freakiest show I know
   is the show of my own 
   Living my life in and
   out of the twilight zone 
   
R: Bust my britches 
   Bless my soul 
   I'm a freak of nature 
   Walking totem pole 
   Look and see I think you'll agree 
   Nobody weird like me 
   
2. Intercourse with a porpoise
   is a dream for me 
   Hell bent on
   inventing a new species 
   
R: Bust my britches...
   
3. Riding down the path
   on the back of a giraffe 
   Me and the giraffe laughed
   'cause I passed some gas 
   
R: Bust my britches...
   
4. Enchanted as a rabbit
   that my life is a dream 
   Well everything is
   never just as it seems 
   
5.=1.