1. She's a witch, a brat, a bonafide bore 
   What's more - she snores and that is a fact 
   Cow eyes lie, yes it's time to resist 
   How did I ever get into this 
   How could I ever have kissed that bitch 
   So what if she's got big tits 
   
R: She's the kinda girl 
   Who changas her mind really quick 
   She's the kinda girl who 
   Won't just let things sit 
   
2. She came like a cat, like a cat to cat nop 
   She came in my lap with her womanly hips 
   When I first met her, I came unglued 
   I played the part of a blueblooded fool 
   I'm through with your sewage, I'm through with your trash 
   I always knew that I'd get the last laugh 
   
R: She's the kinda girl...
   
3. Like two trains on one track bound for a crash 
   Two red white and blues, we were destined to clash 
   I can't fix the future, I can't change the past 
   Like fly by night news we were not meant to last 
   I'm through with your bluefish, I'm through with your gash 
   I'm through being screwed with by you and your wack attack 
   
*: Jump back for chump love 
   You won't be back for cover 
   But no no no no 
   I'm no chump love sucker 
   No chump love sucker, no chump love sucker 
   No chump love sucker, no chump love sucker 
   
   No chump love sucker 
   
4. I though that your love was a matter of fact 
   But I lost my pride when I realized that 
   The smack in my bag and my baseball bat 
   Was all you were after. Boys "you dirty rat" 
   She's a bitch and a brat and a living disaster 
   She thought she was fast but I was faster 
   
   No chump love sucker, no chump love sucker (x4)