1. Sittin' on a sack of beans
   Sittin' down in New Orleans
   You wouldn't believe what I've seen
   Sitting on that sack of beans
   
2. Lunatics on pogo sticks
   Another southern fried freak on a crucifix
   Hicks don't mix with politics
   People on the street just kickin' to the licks
   
R: Yes my favorite place to be
   Is not a land called Honah Lee
   Mentally or physically
   I wanna be in New Orleans
   
3. Oh good brother just when I thought
   That I had seen it all
   My eyes popped out, my dick got hard
   And I dropped my jaw
   
4. I saw a bird walkin' down the block,
   Her name Apache Rose Peacock
   I could not speak I was in shock
   I told my knees to please not knock
R: Yes my favorite place to be...
   
5. A little boy came along
   Name of Louis Armstrong
   Said that girl who left me silly
   She likes the looks of me and my willy
   
6. So I found her in the quarter
   Good God how I adored her
   Oh she made me feel so cozy
   When she told me I could call her Rosie
   
7. I kiss your hair your skin so bare
   I'll take you with me girl anywhere
   You fare well in stormy weather
   I never met a girl that I like better
   
8. Twinkle twinkle little star
   Shining down on my blue car
   Drivin' down the boulevard
   She was soft and I was hard
   
9. Apache Rose gotta rockin' peacock
   Hottest ass on the goddamn block
   Rockin' to the beat of the funky ass meters
   She has one of those built in heaters
   
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11.Voodoo gurus casting their spells
   Cockatoo drag queens shakin' their bells
   Silver sound escapes the trumpet
   Watch your leg someone might hump it
   
12.Chicken strut your butt let's rock
   Gettin' it on under your frock
   Flowing like a flame all through the night
   My girl's insane but it's all right
R: Yes my favorite place to be...