Well I sit here on this bar stool all day long
I've been here ever since my love went wrong
Lately friends have taken note
That I never leave my post
I suppose they wonder just what's going on
Well the more you cry
The less you'll be
You can't deny
Physiology
I can just keep on drinking them beers
'Cause they all turn into tears
And the more you cry
The less you'll be
I'm just not the same man I was before
You'll never see me hit the men's room door
It's not the signs of my bladder
It's just I'm so much sadder
And nothing seems to matter anymore
The more you cry
The less you'll be
My shorts are dry
As dry as they can be
And clean till this evening ends
I won't need to bend
'Cause the more you cry
The less you'll be
It's a human tragedy
'Cause here's the irony
I can't believe bt she's still POed at me
And have you listened to country music lately
It's just rock and rap and cowboy hats to me
And that being how it is
I think I'll take up my last wish
'Cause it's just one more reason that I've got to grieve
And the more you cry
The less you'll be
They're making beats
And laughing at my misery
They're counting every beer
As I make 'em disappear
But the more you cry
The less you'll be
Yes the more you cry
The less you'll be
