I'm saying the people in this town have to be locked up All of 'em We have to leave and these people have to be locked up D'ya know what I mean? I'm going to LA Check into a quiet, groovy hotel Get myself a tan By the sleepy pool Meet a pretty girl Walk her down the strip And chill out in the bar Then I will rent a car An open-top Mustang To cruise around the beach And I'll check out all the babes While the sun goes down By then I will be ready To party and that's cool When I'm emotionally refreshed Relaxed and confident I'll hit Rodeo Drive And drink a cappuccino And depending how I feel I'll grab a piece of action At the Beverly Hills And get myself a deal Isn't wonderful, marvelous Utterly surreal Totally fabulous, fraudulent Bogus and unreal This is my lucky day I'll travel to LA And get myself a deal Today I'm a bullshit millionaire As good as anyone Better than I was In dreary Anglaterre Real but disillusioned Traveling on the tube Riding on the bus Now I'm full of self-belief Pretend to be somebody While the credit's good I will rent a mansion Somewhere in Bel Air Confidence abounding Looking really awesome Truly debonair It'll be wonderful, marvelous Feeling really fake Feeling so fabulous, fraudulent A counterfeit on the make Today I'm gonna get my break Go to LA Strike myself a deal And be part of the American Dream It'll be wonderful, marvelous (wonderful, marvelous) Hey Ray, what's the haps? Yeah, what's the deal, Ray? What's the deal? It's been a while I haven't seen you for at least a year or more Or is it unless I can't be sure But anyway You must've heard about the troubles that I had Still I got through, I always manage to And I [inaudible] (Ooh, marvelous) How is your life? How is it goin'? People in this town have to be locked up Hey Ray, what's the deal? Yeah, what's the deal, Ray? The deal is (marvelous)