Tonight I'm going to read from the black book, the black 
book of X-Ray,
the tormented rantings of a sex-crazed rock 'n roller.
I want you to imagine that's it's the beginning of a new 
century.
Not the next century because that's too predictable.
I'm talking about the last century because hundred years 
ago.
That was the time when Great Britain had an empire.
And it's crucial to our story this evening.
You see, hundred years ago there was a queen on the 
throne of England.
Her name was Victoria.
Now I want ev'rybody clap your hands. Let's hear clap 
your hands.
Let's go, yeah.