You can't be serious man You cannot be serious That ball was on the line The chalk flew up It was clearly in How can you possibly call that out? Take that smug little smile off your adorable fucking face The fame's gotten to your head man What you think, you can just come in here and run the place? Counter to what you think pal This ain't "Elmo's World" You don't know any rappers man And you damn sure can't get no girls La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Elmo's song sucks You bubble bathing rubber ducky bitch You're a has-been, it was luck You ever heard of a dentist? You little red menace Shut your pie-hole I'm tryna play tennis Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) Go swallow a pint of wasabi Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) I'm not tickled one bit kemosahbee Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) That is a penalty sir I'm here for the people's protection This is your last warning Next time's an automatic ejection You cannot be serious! Oh you think that's funny buddy? Hope you had a real good laugh Even though you're a foot and a half tall I'm still gonna break your ass in half You're having a good time up there Yeah giggling, gallivanting? While I'm down, here Isner Mahut'ed Man, I'm panting I'd rather stick needles in my ears than Hear that ghetto falsetto The whole third-person shtick is so passé You ain't as cool as the Geico gecko I repeat, I repeat This ain't Sesame Street Hey ref, how did they let riff-raff like this Get box seats? Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) Go swallow a pint of wasabi Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) I'm not tickled one bit kemosahbee Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo) Fuck you Elmo (Fuck you Elmo)