Yuri, Yuri you're such a scruffy thing You look like a tangled, mangled, scrambled ruffled ball of string A tangled ball of string on four woolly legs Like someone dragged you backwards through a prickly hedge Yuri, Yuri you're such a dreadful mess If it wasn't for your horns everyone would have to guess Which way was your front and which way was your back You gotta work hard on your grooming, when you're a blooming Yak You've got to smarten up yourself You've got to comb your hair You've got to clean your teeth And scrub behind your ears You've got to shine up your shoes if You're going to make the grade And you will be the smartest Yak (If you clean up your act, as a matter of fact) In the parade Yuri, Yuri there isn't any doubt You are like a giant cushion with the stuffing hanging out Though your mum must love you, so do all your friends It's so hard to keep you smart it drives them round the bend Yuri, Yuri we'll tell you what we'll do We'll all get together and we'll scrub and polish you So come on now, you scruff bag, let's get down to the stream Then when we've done you'll be the smartest Yak you've ever seen You've got to smarten up yourself You've got to comb your hair You've got to clean your teeth And scrub behind your ears You've got to shine up your shoes if You're going to make the grade And you will be the smartest Yak (If you clean up your act, as a matter of fact) In the parade